"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
06/08/2016 at 21:47 • Filed to: None
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"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
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My uncle had a horse farm so I rode around on horses sometimes. So here’s the thing about horses. Female horses queef. All. The. Fucking. Time. They do not absolutely give a fuck. And on top of that horses of both sexes fart. All. The. Fucking. Time. They do not absolutely give a fuck about that either. Also, you might be asking how the fuck do I know the difference if a horse is farting or queefing? That brings up an additional point: if you’re following another horse, stare at the rider, not at the horses’s rump . Also, Tavarish is right about not taking charge of a horse, which is why it’s important to trust the horse, and be riding a horse you can trust. If you can’t trust a horse to ride, then that horse is going to be a pet or have free range of the pen or whatever - that horse isn’t going to be for riding. Also, don’t be a dick and ride your horse too often. You can cruise by the countryside if you live in a part of the country with a lot of horse farms by the side of the road, and see a lot of horses with dips in their backs where it looks like a natural place to put a saddle. Well guess what that’s not a natural place to put a saddle, that just ain’t natural period . Horses have naturally straight backs - that dip in a horse’s back is from people who are overriding their horses (or horses just getting old). Also, if your horse stinks like shit because it’s covered in shit, that’s your cue to fucking groom it . Horses are like cars - if you’re not going to wash it eventually it will look shitty, duh . Take care of that shit. And finally if you’re a guy and your balls are being ground down that means you don’t have a proper saddle and/or aren’t riding it properly. I mean by that logic you’re gonna crush your balls riding a motorcycle (although, granted, having also experienced that, much more than riding a horse, I’ve experienced that too).
One time on a trip I had to pee so bad I almost dropped my Yamaha sportbike.
Birddog
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
06/08/2016 at 21:56 |
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Thinking about lessons of Farm Life.
Don’t turn your back on Cows. They’re not to be trusted.
Nibby
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
06/08/2016 at 21:59 |
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pictured: a horse
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
06/08/2016 at 22:04 |
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And horses are very stubborn. And not cooperative with baths.